With the 1 ⭐ Review [City] Tour we bring the online rating systems right back to your city! Join us for the least exciting tours, and explore a nightmare vision of your favorite places!

1 ⭐ Review [Berlin] Tour, 2025
with performers Ingrid Hideki, Vallia AKA Vallien & Caesaria Mastropos
curated by Socrates Stamatatatos
1 February 2025

«Almost froze to death walking through the grey and UGLY city of Berlin at minus 1000°!! following the ungodly screaming voices of the - admittedly pretty stunning - tour guides and getting stopped by the police TWICE!
OMG, and I dare not speak of this SICK rendition of Britney’s "Toxic" INSTRUMENTAL version by one of the guides! In the middle of a park in Wedding? Are you KIDDING ME? Sooooo DELULU!
What do you expect me to rate a tour that has the underground station Wedding as an attraction?? SAD PLACE!
0 Stars!»

1 ⭐ Review [Nevers]Tour, 2024
NØ SCHOOL NEVERS
7 August 2024

1 ⭐ Review [Vis] Tour, 2023
Performance on the occasion of the Inaguration of ISSA - Island School for the Study of Autonomy on Vis, Croatia
8 September 2023

The first 1 ⭐ Review Tour was a city tour to visit the sites of one star reviews posted online about public places on the island of Vis. In a town highly dependend on tourism, we used the tour to talk about expectations the tourist industry sets towards what is seen as "attractions". We followed one star reviews placed online to draw a map of failed expectations: The public places rated in the reviews fall short when expected to perform as "attractions", but may signify something totally different to local people: They may be public meeting spaces or heritage sites for local history. However, they may lack the easy-to-consume quality of impressive backdrops and instagrammable settings.
